Green Eggs and Gibberish

klausykins:

To Stef, omg I can’t.

(Source: thatawkwardmomenttvdstyle, via onlymystories)

These two lines made me legitimately LOL.

(Source: whatisthishogwarts)

chazesiwile:

I think my girlfriend made this… :/

I’m more of the second option girlfriend except increase the Hawkeye wedge and decrease the Captain American one. #Thorcangetit

intothegymnasium:

I can’t stop laughing.

(Source: sky-sailor-setting-sail)

katelinnea:

entertainocd:

Jeremy Renner with a baby on set of the Avengers.

COME ON? With a baby now?? Seriously?

Oh GEEZ. Who allows these things??

Goodbye ovaries. It was nice to know you before you exploded.

(Source: ohyeahjeremy, via tbrick2)

Might easily be my favorite Matt Davis/Alaric moment so far.

(via thevampirediaries)

ALL THE HEARTS!

(Source: boni4i)

morteamore:

#Klaus is an effective mailman

Could you imagine Klaus as a mailman though? He’s good at his job, and then he comes up to the house of the people he doesn’t like so he takes the newspaper and instead of tossing it like any normal person he chucks it at the window which breaks then he walks off saying “You got mail motherfucker”.

Obviously Klaus played that 80’s 8-bit classic exercise in epic frustration, Paperboy. Just give ‘im a bike, throw in some cheesy music, and there you have it.

(Source: carolineflickerman, via dieslaughing)

dieslaughing:

hollye83:

fatallyxfragile:

#BEST SCENE. #I love how everyone else hides #and Damon is having this middle school dodgeball battle #except they’re using stakes… #and how do the neighbors not realize their fence is randomly missing? #OH FLOYD #that blonde man just grabbed our fence!! #he’s throwing it through the Gilbert door #everyday occurrence in mystic Falls

BEST. OH MY GOD BEST.

Better than porn.

WORD.

(Source: lovablesinss)

Elijah did it better.

(Source: tatikatlena, via onlymystories)